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Sterling Put a Lambo into the M3 Barriers at Minley
He put the Lambo in the wall and would not give the specimen.
York Answered a $140 Ad at Wheat Hill
No contest, time served, and a seal motion the judge denied.
Norris Kicked a Replaced Divot off the 5th at Trump International
A 54-hole leader boots a replaced divot and turns a par into a double.
Carse Walked off a Derby Nightspot in Handcuffs
Root asked for role models. Carse left the club in cuffs.
Tony Boy Livestreamed the Raid in Città Studi
The raid was already in the apartment. He asked for the warrant on stream.
Depay Dropped a Don't Panic Video of Corinthians HQ on Fire
Three days after the pay cut, he put Parque São Jorge on his channel.
Tesla Stuck Warning Labels on Hidden Door Releases in China
Almost three million cars, and the hardware does not change.
Landum Went from Collin County Jail to the Iowa State Fair
He opened by mocking the people who thought he would miss Des Moines.
McInerney Factory-Reset His Work iPhone at ICAC
A sworn witness wiped the work phone nobody asked for.
Heggebø Scored with His Arm at Carrow Road
Off the arm at Carrow Road. He still said it wasn't him.
Musk Killed the Tile Roof at Tesla Energy
Three thousand tile roofs in seven years against a thousand a week.
The Times Lost $9.25 Million in Tuscaloosa Court
The paper corrected the name, then fought Tuscaloosa anyway.
Harry Took a £9.5m Costs Bill at the High Court
Nine and a half million by August 28, after every claim went down.
Cogger Shouldered Wishart in the Head at AAMI Park
A high shot and a hip-drop fine, then the first week of finals gone.
Declet Charged Personal Travel to Exyn in South Philly
The brewery barn on Washington Avenue wants the money back.
A United Pilot Left the Mic Open into Dulles
The PA stayed live for seven minutes and the cockpit never said sorry.
Liu Laughed at a Leftover Apple Login in San Jose
A leftover login, a joke text, and Apple files walking into OpenAI.
Rodríguez Threw a Live Ball into the Milwaukee Stands
A live ball went into the stands and two more runs followed.
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