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  1. 07 · Sports

    Jones Ripped the Linesman at The Valley

  2. 08 · Sports

    White Called Boxing Fucked Up in Vegas

  3. 09 · Sports

    Zandalasini Yelled at Officials at Berlin Arena

  4. 10 · Sports

    Percassi Chased D'Amico into Monte Mario Parking

  5. 11 · Sports

    Félix Threatened to Expose the League at Al-Inma

  6. 12 · Sports

    Hocevar Spun Keselowski for Clicks at Darlington

  7. 13 · Sports

    Day Ran Sawalich into the Wall at Darlington

  8. 14 · Sports

    Wolff Punched the Timing Monitor at Monza

  9. 15 · Sports

    Big Ten Put a Second Back at Michigan Stadium

  10. 16 · Sports

    Kiffin Folded on GameDay in Baton Rouge

  11. 17 · Sports

    Dean Walked Back His Games on Soccer Saturday

  12. 18 · Sports

    Briatore Called a Judge Nasty at Monza

  13. 19 · Sports

    Lawrence Putted from a Bunker at Crans-sur-Sierre

  14. 20 · Sports

    Hickman Wore Los Angeles Made Me Do It in Berea

  15. 21 · Sports

    Rose Threatened the Crowd on the Mic at the Gold Coast

  16. 22 · Sports

    Sterling Put a Lambo into the M3 Barriers at Minley

  17. 23 · Sports

    York Answered a $140 Ad at Wheat Hill

  18. 24 · Sports

    Norris Kicked a Replaced Divot off the 5th at Trump International

  19. 25 · Sports

    Carse Walked off a Derby Nightspot in Handcuffs

  20. 26 · Sports

    Depay Dropped a Don't Panic Video of Corinthians HQ on Fire

  21. 27 · Sports

    Heggebø Scored with His Arm at Carrow Road

  22. 28 · Sports

    Cogger Shouldered Wishart in the Head at AAMI Park

  23. 29 · Sports

    Rodríguez Threw a Live Ball into the Milwaukee Stands

  24. 30 · Sports

    Medvedev Smashed LED Boards at the Cincinnati Open

  25. 31 · Sports

    Kyrgios Tested Positive for Cocaine at Mallorca ATP

  26. 32 · Sports

    Infantino Dumped Kevin Lamour at FIFA Headquarters in Zurich

  27. 33 · Sports

    Bezos Bought a Third of Liverpool and Skipped the Seat

  28. 34 · Sports

    Harris Got RFK Land for a Dollar a Year

  29. 35 · Sports

    Infantino Tried to Sell 20 Percent of the World Cup

  30. 36 · Sports

    ESPN Fired Hosts Minutes Before They Went Live

  31. 37 · Sports

    Disney Bought Formula E Streaming for 144 Markets

  32. 38 · Sports

    The FA Moved the Community Shield for The Weeknd

  33. 39 · Sports

    ESPN Hired Creators to Sell Its First Super Bowl

  34. 40 · Sports

    Iger Bought the Lakers and Called It Serving Fans

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