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Drinkwitz Called the Border War Right-Versus-Wrong at Kansas Memorial
Unity talk on 9/11 vs admitting he tried to embarrass Kansas
Dhillon Fought Over CINTAA Files in Mumbai
Association paperwork fight vs a police-scolded office meltdown
Mullenweg Purged Slack and Offered Mirene at Waldo Point
Slack reclaim vs a Major Life Announcement on a houseboat
Lopez Crashed the Presser in a Fake Beard at T-Mobile Arena
DAZN Jack Hoffman bit vs ripping the disguise mid-presser
Trump Lunged at Rachel Scott at DFW
A $5k-check follow-up on the tarmac, then Not you and a lean-in before Air Force One.
Kartal Quit Live at Ülker Stadium
Never-to-return at the Ülker presser, then Yıldırım’s senior/family line minutes later.
Andreeva Threw Her Racket at Arthur Ashe
US Open QF vs Gauff on Arthur Ashe — bench throw, cameraman bounce, and another after the loss.
Garcia Threatened to Slap Benn in Vegas
Media day in Las Vegas, a no-show faceoff, and he does not care if the WBC fight gets cancelled.
Harbaugh Threatened an Uncomfortable Presser
After Giants practice, a Malik Nabers question turned into a threat to make the press conference uncomfortable.
Swinney Called the Reporter Gotcha Guy at Clemson
Clemson press room Tuesday: gotcha guy, Did you play football, and what if we go 11–1.
Scott Screamed Jesus at the Dallas Convention
Jacket open, chest thump, elongated Jeeeeesus yell on the GOP midterm stage.
Jones Ripped the Linesman at The Valley
Post-match at The Valley, the linesman’s look became mental and a volleyed-cat metaphor.
Brown Threatened a Heckler on the R&B Tour
Mic down, locked on a heckler at Allegiant Stadium, vowed to fuck you up after the show.
White Called Boxing Fucked Up in Vegas
Contender Series presser in Vegas, a C&D fight with Don King, and boxing called fucked up for a reason.
Vijayan Told Reporters to Get Out at Chengannur
An ED letter at the Chengannur rest house, a snapped exit order, and the rest-house answer caught on camera.
Zandalasini Yelled at Officials at Berlin Arena
Italy jersey sold as passion, clip is a restraint
Kangana Called MPLADS a Bloody Joke in Mandi
Stewardship of the crores that still needed a camera
Percassi Chased D'Amico into Monte Mario Parking
Boardroom brand finished the night on the asphalt
Félix Threatened to Expose the League at Al-Inma
"I won't speak" with a blast radius after the 1–2
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