Pinarayi Vijayan snapped and told reporters to get out at Chengannur. The LoP built a whole brand on never blinking until the ED letter alleging a ₹3.28 crore CMRL bribe via his daughter made him look like wet cardboard in a PWD rest house. He stayed mum on the bribe like the number might evaporate if he never touched it. Vijayan asked if they were coming to the bathroom. The former CM wanted iron control for his first public media brush after the Enforcement Directorate wrote Kerala’s DGP seeking an FIR. He handed Kallissery a hallway tantrum that any college union president would be roasted for. Left machines will dress the mute act as discipline. Plenty of right-wing strongman tourists should sit with this too, because the clip does not care which flag the bunker is flying. A Leader of the Opposition answered a corruption letter with a rest-house exit and expected the cameras to applaud the silence. The former CM left Kerala a rest house.
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Vijayan Told Reporters to Get Out at Chengannur
An ED letter at the Chengannur rest house, a snapped exit order, and the rest-house answer caught on camera.
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