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ElevenLabs Licenses Stan Lee to Resurrect Marvel Cameos
An expansive exclusive deal turns the creator into AI content while PR calls it legacy preservation.
Chess Closes Early on Broadway as Michele Bails in June
The revival folds weeks ahead of schedule, confirming the whole production was basically a star-powered pop-up shop.
Hollywood-Approved Knicks Merch: The New Playoff Ritual
Chalamet and Jenner bicoastal their way to Cleveland while the Knicks finally clinched something real
De Niro Swears Taxi Driver Never Became a Classic
The 50th anniversary screening at Tribeca gets the usual 'who knew' PR treatment from the man who lived in that driver role for months.
Neon's Seventh Palme Streak Turns Cannes Into a One-Shop Stop
Cristian Mungiu’s Fjord keeps the distributor's consecutive run alive while everyone else pretends the fix isn't in.
Hollywood Ditches Pickleball for $20K Mahjong Tiles
Grandmother's favorite game now requires celebrity tables and the obligatory backlash about strategy disguised as fun.
Mubi Bankrolls Refn's Maniac Cop for Neon Slow-Mo
Full financing plus wide release promises the cop slasher gets stretched into three acts of traffic lights and regret.
Mubi Pays Up for 'Coward' After Cannes Ovation Scam
Another distributor bets big on standing applause while the actual movie stays safely unexamined.
MobLand's Hardy Exit: Kill, Recast, or Send Him Upstairs?
Paramount+ turns an actor's abrupt departure into another 'creative choice' while the show stalls midstream.
CAA Moebius Audit Clears Ten Graduating Storytellers
Agency greenlights safe student shorts for the annual showcase with zero unexpected findings
Clockwork's Rattlecreek Grab Exposes Warner Bros Hype Machine
Park Chan-Wook's buzzy Brigands package lands at the new label after years of Cannes circling.
Sebastian Stan's Cannes Anti-Trump Rant Audited
Cannes film promo turns into presidential lecture no one asked for
Disney's Face Scan Audit: Magic Kingdom Meets Surveillance State
A class action claims visitors are unknowingly feeding facial recognition tools at park entrances while no one reads the fine print.
Devil Wears Prada 2 Ego Meter Hits Runway Stratosphere
Emily Blunt's nail artist drops 'secrets' to perfection—inspired by Debbie Harry, because nothing screams high fashion like a 1980s punk icon's claws.
Amazon's Faith Drama: Refreshingly Raw or Peak Corporate Halo Polish?
Prime Video chases 'The Chosen' bucks with a family saga that's 'not like that'—because nothing says edgy like Christianity with product placement.
Absurdity Audit: Indo-Pak Singer Showdown in Toronto
Talwiinder's collab with controversial Pakistani artist Hasan Raheem sparks fan war hotter than a tandoor. Findings: Pure diplomatic disaster dressed as music.
Bird Crashes Deep-Sea Party in Homemade Sub
Feathered thrill-seeker dives in submersible, proves pigeons are overachievers
Director's Hot Tip: 'Suck In Your Gut, Star!'
Lili Reinhart exposes male filmmaker's between-takes belly command. Hollywood: Where 'action!' meets ab crunches.