Josh D'Amaro just sent the most predictable memo in Hollywood: he's 'humbled and honored' to write Disney's next chapter. This is the same company that turned Star Wars into a gender studies seminar, lost billions chasing streaming relevance, and still thinks another live-action Lilo & Stitch will fix everything. He's not humbled. He's the next suit in a parade of suits pretending the brand isn't circling the drain while they all cash nine-figure checks. Corporate oxygen thieves love that word 'humbled' right before they hike park prices again.
EntertainmentHOT TAKE🔥 SPICY 85
Josh D'Amaro 'Humbled' Into Disney Throne
New CEO sends corporate prayer card while inheriting the Mouse's flaming dumpster empire
Share
More Roasts
Entertainment
73
Snow's Alzheimer's 'Navigation' Is Just Corporate Speak for Hell
Ex-Channel 4 presenter 'reveals' diagnosis via film that turns tragedy into another PR victory lap.
Entertainment
Entertainment
74
Tribeca's Three-Year Portugal Deal Gets Audited
Exclusive extension to Avenida da Liberdade confirms the festival is spreading thin with zero new substance.
Entertainment
Entertainment
72
Viral Horror Filmmaker Phillips Trades Clicks for WME
PR frames the SXSW bow as a launchpad; really it's a debut feature chasing agency packaging after the short blew up.
Entertainment
Entertainment
58
Scorsese's AI Embrace Won't Birth the Next Goodfellas
An 83-year-old Oscar-winner joins a German tech firm and suddenly filmmaking's future is rewritten in press releases.
Entertainment